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Each design in this collection prints the first transcript — Conflict Resolution, Work Bestie, No Worries — because the second one is privileged. This is not a cat-themed collection. It is a discretion-themed collection. The cat is simply the only qualified party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDeadpan Dry Humor for the Quiet Professional\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Confidant collection is designed for the introvert who is excellent in meetings and better after them. She answers 'no worries' in under four seconds. She has never once meant it. Her cat knows the client's real nickname, the actual reason she left early on Thursday, and her honest review of the offsite. 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A subtle sarcasm cat tee for the quiet professional woman, scheduled around her actual life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA Gift for the Woman Who Tells Her Cat First\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Confidant collection works as a gift for the coworker who never overshares, the friend who texts back 'so sweet' with a period, or the sister whose cat learned the news before the group chat did. An introvert cat mom dry humor graphic tee for corporate women says you noticed her without requiring a conversation about it. Sizes run XS to 3XL across the edit, which removes the one question gift-buyers never want to ask.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"no-worries-oversized-tee","title":"No Worries Oversized Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA boxy, dropped-shoulder tee for women who deliver \"no worries at all\" in a calm voice while the cat logs the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"No worries at all.\" Cat heard: Revenge. 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