Size Guide

Measure yourself and compare with the chart below. ()

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)	Sleeve (cm)	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve (in)
XS	41.9	68.58	21.84	16.5	27	8.6
S	45.72	71.12	22.61	18	28	8.9
M	50.8	73.66	23.37	20	29	9.2
L	55.88	76.2	24.13	22	30	9.5
XL	60.96	78.74	24.64	24	31	9.7
2XL	66.04	81.28	25.4	26	32	10
3XL	71.12	83.82	26.42	28	33	10.4
4XL	76.2	86.36	27.43	30	34	10.8
5XL	81.28	88.9	28.45	32	35	11.2

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)	Width (in)	Length (in)
XS	47.63	66.67	18.75	26.25
S	50.16	69.22	19.75	27.25
M	52.7	70.48	20.75	27.75
L	57.79	73.03	22.75	28.75
XL	62.87	75.56	24.75	29.75
2XL	67.95	76.84	26.75	30.25
3XL	73.03	79.38	28.75	31.25

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)	Width (in)	Length (in)
XS	47.5	44	18.7	17.32
S	50	45	19.69	17.72
M	52.5	46.5	20.67	18.31
L	55	47.5	21.65	18.7
XL	57.5	48.5	22.64	19.09

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)	Sleeve (cm)	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve (in)
S	50.8	68.58	85.09	20	27	33.5
M	55.9	71.12	87.63	22.01	28	34.5
L	60.96	73.66	90.17	24	29	35.5
XL	66.04	76.2	92.71	26	30	36.5
2XL	71.12	78.74	95.25	28	31	37.5
3XL	76.2	81.28	97.79	30	32	38.5
4XL	81.28	83.82	100.33	32	33	39.5
5XL	86.36	86.36	102.87	34	34	40.5

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)	Sleeve (cm)	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve (in)
S	51	69	85.09	20.08	27.17	33.5
M	56	71	87.63	22.05	27.95	34.5
L	61	74	90.17	24.02	29.13	35.5
XL	66	76	92.71	25.98	29.92	36.5
2XL	71.1	79	95.25	27.99	31.1	37.5
3XL	76	81	97.79	29.92	31.89	38.5
4XL	81	84	100.33	31.89	33.07	39.5
5XL	86	86	102.87	33.86	33.86	40.5

Measurement	One Size (cm)	One Size (in)
Crown height	7.94	3.12
Diameter	16.83 - 19.37	6.62 - 7.62
Circumference	53.00 - 63.00	20.87 - 24.80
Visor length	7.4	2.91

Size	Length (cm)	Waist (cm)	Hip (cm)	Length (in)	Waist (in)	Hip (in)
L	98	32	46.5	38.58	12.6	18.31
XL	99	36.5	51	38.98	14.37	20.08
2XL	100	39.5	54	39.37	15.55	21.26

Adjustable Waist Straight-Leg Pants

Size	Length (cm)	Waist (cm)	Hip (cm)	Length (in)	Waist (in)	Hip (in)
S	104	37	50	40.94	14.57	19.68
M	105.5	39	52	41.54	15.35	20.47
L	107	41	54	42.13	16.14	21.26
XL	108.5	43	56	42.72	16.93	22.05

Essential Barrel Dress Pants

Size	Length (cm)	Waist (cm)	Hip (cm)	Length (in)	Waist (in)	Hip (in)
S	101	37	56.5	39.76	14.57	22.24
M	103	39	58.5	40.55	15.35	23.03
L	105	41	60.5	41.34	16.14	23.82
XL	107	43	62.5	42.13	16.93	24.61

Belted Barrel-leg Chino Pants

Size	Length (cm)	Waist (cm)	Hip (cm)	Length (in)	Waist (in)	Hip (in)
S	101.5	36	49	39.96	14.17	19.29
M	103	38	51	40.55	14.96	20.08
L	104.5	40	53	41.14	15.75	20.87
XL	106	42	55	41.73	16.54	21.65

Casual Straight Leg Pants

Size	Length (cm)	Waist (cm)	Hip (cm)	Length (in)	Waist (in)	Hip (in)
S	103	37	54	40.55	14.57	21.26
M	105	38	56	41.34	14.96	22.05
L	107	39	58	42.13	15.35	22.83
XL	109	40	60	42.91	15.75	23.62
2XL	111	41	62	43.7	16.14	24.41

Women's Vintage Wash High Rise Wide Leg Jeans

Size	Length (cm)	Waist (cm)	Hip (cm)	Length (in)	Waist (in)	Hip (in)
S	103	31	47.6	40.55	12.2	18.74
M	103	33	49.6	40.55	12.99	19.53
L	104	35	51.6	40.94	13.78	20.31
XL	104	37	53.6	40.94	14.57	21.1
2XL	105	39	55.6	41.34	15.35	21.89

Women's Vintage Wash Wide Leg Jeans

Size	Length (cm)	Waist (cm)	Hip (cm)	Length (in)	Waist (in)	Hip (in)
S	103	32	48.25	40.55	12.6	19
M	103	34	50.25	40.55	13.39	19.78
L	104	36	52.25	40.94	14.17	20.57
XL	104	38	54.25	40.94	14.96	21.36
2XL	105	40	56.25	41.34	15.75	22.15

All measurements are body measurements, not garment measurements.

Performance Remains Acceptable Crewneck Tee in Black with "Performance remains acceptable. The cat remains provisioned."

Performance Remains Acceptable Crewneck Tee with "Performance remains acceptable. The cat remains provisioned." print

Performance Remains Acceptable Crewneck Tee

$39.99

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Description

A lightweight crewneck for women who have identified the two metrics that actually matter and quietly stopped tracking the ones that don't.

Design: "Performance remains acceptable. The cat remains provisioned." Two sentences. One complete performance review.

Perfect For

Any workday where output met standard and the cat confirmed it
Women who have rewritten their personal KPIs more honestly
Gifting to anyone who would rather be evaluated by their cat

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Questions

How does it fit?

It’s a retail fit that runs true to size. The size guide on this page lists the exact measurements for every size.

When will my order arrive?

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Can I change or cancel my order?

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