Three people read it, laughed, and wanted the link, and one coworker said the line basically summed up our entire week; I especially like how the risk assessment line reads on this cropped cut.
The idea that the final recommendation is simply not caring already sold me, but the fabric quality is what made me want another High Shelf tee.
Got this cropped tee for my sister who is professionally unbothered and she wore it after a slightly dramatic email, so the gift was an easy win.
Shipping was smooth and everything showed up in great shape, and the first thing I noticed was how clean the print looked on the fabric.
I would size up once if you want a little more length, but it still looks great with my usual high-rise denim and the risk-assessment joke is completely worth it.










































