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Joanna Cooper I gave this to a coworker who declines every happy hour after a long workweek, and she laughed before she finished reading the line.
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Morgan Cunningham I did not expect a text-only shirt to get this many compliments, but three people read it, laughed, and wanted the link; I especially like how the social battery line reads on this cropped cut.
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Mackenzie Morgan I wore this after a networking event and the combination of the zero-capacity-for-plans wording and the clean fit got a lot of comments.
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Audrey Porter Got this cropped tee for my introvert sister and she wore it during a very social workweek, so the gift was an easy win.
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Claire Lawrence I bought this for the cat-getting-the-full-energy-budget joke, and I was pleasantly surprised that the construction feels solid and the lettering looks sharp.









































