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Off the Clock Embroidered Sweatshirt
Out of Office is a collection of embroidered sweatshirts for women who have already set the auto-reply. Ten dry lines, stitched across the chest of a heavyweight crewneck, each describing the part of the year when the inbox can wait and the cat has scheduled everything else. Out of office until the cat moves. Urgent requests forwarded to the cat. Mandatory fun, excused, with a note from the cat. These are funny sweatshirts for women in the Swatchix register: no illustrations, no glitter, no exclamation points. Just the sentence, embroidered on black, navy, dark chocolate, forest green, sand and more, in sizes S to 5XL. Every return date in this collection is subject to the cat.
Embroidered, Not Printed
Embroidery is the quieter way to say something. The thread sits on the fleece instead of in it, so the line reads as texture from across the room and as a sentence only up close, which is exactly how near a coworker needs to be before she gets it. Each piece is a classic crewneck in 8 oz cotton-poly Heavy Blend fleece with a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. It holds its shape, layers under a coat, and passes most business-casual dress codes at conference-room distance. The embroidered crewneck is the most finished thing Swatchix makes. It is priced accordingly.
The Auto-Reply, Worn
Every design in Out of Office is written like a status message: short, final, and not open to follow-up. Unreachable, except by the cat. Calendar blocked, reason: cat. Back in Q1, if the cat permits. The lines work for the last two weeks of December and the first two weeks of January equally well, because the out-of-office mindset does not end when the auto-reply does. She is still at her desk. She is simply not available to it.
A Cat Mom Sweatshirt That Works as a Gift
Out of Office is built to be given. The relaxed unisex fit lowers the sizing risk, the embroidery reads as premium in a gift bag, and the joke lands with anyone who has taken time off from a job she is mostly fond of. For the coworker who keeps her camera off, the friend whose cat runs the household, or herself, on the day the auto-reply goes on. Any two pieces ship free. Three or more save 10% or 15%.