The print looks crisp and the shirt feels genuinely well made, and the petty long-term strategy was petty in exactly the right way.
Mine arrived a little later than expected, but everything inside was perfect; once it arrived, the two-item five-year plan made me forget the delay.
The material feels sturdy but still comfortable, and the construction feels solid and the lettering looks sharp; it feels much nicer than a typical graphic tee; I especially like how the 5-year plan line reads on this cropped cut.
The relaxed cropped fit feels easy, but honestly the two-item five-year plan is why everyone keeps noticing it.
Delivery was slightly slower than I hoped, but the quality made up for it; the print still arrived crisp and the whole 5-year plan joke looked great.