All Hands Oversized Tee

$49.99

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A boxy, dropped-shoulder tee for women whose all-hands invite was declined by a cat on a technicality regarding hands.

Design: "All Hands" required. Cat declined. (Zero hands). The meeting needed all hands. The cat had none and used that.

Perfect For

  • WFH days where the all-hands runs without you in spirit
  • Anyone whose cat has perfected the art of the decline
  • Lounging through a meeting the cat already opted out of

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Questions

How does it fit?

It’s a boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders that falls below the hip. Take your usual size for the oversized look, or size down for a less roomy fit. The size guide on this page lists the exact measurements for every size.

When will my order arrive?

Every piece is made to order and arrives in 5–7 business days: 2–3 to make it and 3–4 in transit. Orders placed after 12 PM ET, or on a non-business day, start the next business day. From Nov 15 to Dec 31, please allow 7–10 business days. Order by Dec 9 to have it by Dec 23. Shipping is $7.99, or free on orders of $79 or more. We ship within the US, with a few exceptions listed in our Shipping Policy.

What if it doesn’t fit?

Keep it. We’ll send you the same item in the right size at 30% off, with free shipping. Just email us within 15 days of delivery.

What if it arrives damaged or wrong?

Send a photo to info@swatchix.com within 15 days of delivery and we’ll send a free replacement or refund you. Nothing needs to be sent back.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Yes, free of charge within 2 hours of placing it. After that it’s already in production.

Women-owned Made to order, printed in the USA Free replacement if damaged info@swatchix.com