Bandwidth Reserved Cropped Tee

I wore this cropped tee after my calendar hit capacity and a friend read it twice before laughing.

I would size up once if you want a slightly longer crop, but the fabric feels good and the thought of my remaining energy being fully allocated to the cat is too accurate not to keep.

I did not expect a text-only shirt to get this many compliments, but my manager noticed it immediately and my team kept quoting it.

I like how the bandwidth reserved wording is sarcastic without being loud or cheesy.

Two women on my team asked where I got it, and one coworker said the line basically summed up our entire week.