Performance Remains Acceptable Crewneck Tee

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A lightweight crewneck for women who have identified the two metrics that actually matter and quietly stopped tracking the ones that don't.

Design: "Performance remains acceptable. The cat remains provisioned." Two sentences. One complete performance review.

Perfect For

  • Any workday where output met standard and the cat confirmed it
  • Women who have rewritten their personal KPIs more honestly
  • Gifting to anyone who would rather be evaluated by their cat

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