Risk Assessment Crewneck Tee

$39.99

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Color Black
Size
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A lightweight crewneck for women whose official risk assessment returned one finding: calculated indifference.

Design: Risk Assessment: Calculated Indifference. The risk was reviewed. The response was, deliberately, not caring.

Perfect For

  • Approaching the day with measured, intentional unconcern
  • Anyone whose risk strategy is the cat's total nonchalance
  • Gifting to the woman whose default setting is calculated indifference

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Questions

How does it fit?

It’s a retail fit that runs true to size. The size guide on this page lists the exact measurements for every size.

When will my order arrive?

Every piece is made to order and arrives in 5–7 business days: 2–3 to make it and 3–4 in transit. Orders placed after 12 PM ET, or on a weekend or holiday, start the next business day. From Nov 15 to Dec 31, please allow 7–10 business days, and order by Dec 9 for delivery before Christmas. Shipping is $7.99, or free on orders of $79 or more. We ship within the US, with a few exceptions listed in our Shipping Policy.

What if it doesn’t fit?

Keep it. We’ll send you the same item in the right size at 30% off, with free shipping. Just email us within 15 days of delivery.

What if it arrives damaged or wrong?

Send a photo to info@swatchix.com within 15 days of delivery and we’ll send a free replacement or refund you. Nothing needs to be sent back.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Yes, free of charge within 2 hours of placing it. After that it’s already in production.

Women-owned Made to order, printed in the USA Free replacement if damaged info@swatchix.com