I could have sized down for a closer fit, but the quality feels great and the pre-allocated-energy joke is too good not to keep.
I did not expect a text-only shirt to get this many compliments, but I got compliments before my first meeting ended; I especially like how the social battery line reads on this crewneck cut.
The package took an extra beat to arrive, but I was happy once I opened it; the print still arrived crisp and the whole social battery joke looked great.
I gave this to a coworker who declines every happy hour after a long workweek, and she laughed before she finished reading the line; I especially like how the social battery line reads on this crewneck cut.
The clean retail fit works really well with my casual Friday uniform, and the material feels noticeably nicer than my usual graphic tees.













































