The easy everyday crewneck cut is a little different from my usual tees, but the fabric feels premium and the joke makes it worth keeping.
The fit is a little roomier than I expected, but the quality feels great and the petty long-term strategy is too good not to keep.
The shirt feels like the kind of graphic tee I can actually keep in my regular wardrobe, not just wear once for the joke; I especially like how the 5-year plan line reads on this crewneck cut.
Shipping took a couple extra days, but the shirt itself was worth it; I would still reorder because the print is sharp and the side seams make the fit feel cleaner and the line is genuinely funny.
I could have sized down for a closer fit, but the shirt feels well made and the print does not look plasticky and the joke still feels worth it.



































