Cat Compensation Crewneck Tee

$39.99

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Color Asphalt
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A lightweight crewneck for women who have looked at the benefits package — theirs and the cat's — and understand which one is more competitive.

Design: "Cat compensation: premium food. Mine: growth opportunities." The comparison is presented without commentary. It needs none.

Perfect For

  • Open enrollment season, every year, without fail
  • Anyone who has negotiated a raise to fund premium cat food
  • Gifting to the coworker who feeds her cat better than she feeds herself

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Questions

How does it fit?

It’s a retail fit that runs true to size. The size guide on this page lists the exact measurements for every size.

When will my order arrive?

Every piece is made to order and arrives in 5–7 business days: 2–3 to make it and 3–4 in transit. Orders placed after 12 PM ET, or on a non-business day, start the next business day. From Nov 15 to Dec 31, please allow 7–10 business days. Order by Dec 9 to have it by Dec 23. Shipping is $7.99, or free on orders of $79 or more. We ship within the US, with a few exceptions listed in our Shipping Policy.

What if it doesn’t fit?

Keep it. We’ll send you the same item in the right size at 30% off, with free shipping. Just email us within 15 days of delivery.

What if it arrives damaged or wrong?

Send a photo to info@swatchix.com within 15 days of delivery and we’ll send a free replacement or refund you. Nothing needs to be sent back.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Yes, free of charge within 2 hours of placing it. After that it’s already in production.

Women-owned Made to order, printed in the USA Free replacement if damaged info@swatchix.com