The shirt feels well made and the print does not look plasticky, and the outsourced-mouse-jiggler line feels like an inside joke for remote workers.
I bought this for the technically-available wording, but the shirt feels like something I can actually keep in regular rotation.
I wore it with straight-leg jeans and it got more comments on Zoom than anything else I wore that week; the Slack Status line felt funny and put together at the same time.
Three people read it, laughed, and wanted the link after reading it, which made the technically-available wording even funnier in real life.
This crewneck tee was a birthday gift for my sister who has mastered the green dot, and her reaction to the green-dot survival strategy was better than the gift bag.













































